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100 Funny Cat Names5 min read

March 6, 2020 5 min read


100 Funny Cat Names5 min read

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Are you looking for a comical name for your cat? Here are a bunch of great ones to pick from.

Male Names

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Try these purrfect funny cat names for boys:

  1. Bartholomeow– A punny name is always a good choice.
  2. Cat Damon– Like the actor Matt Damon
  3. Catticus– A pun on the name Atticus.
  4. Chewie– Like the fuzzy Star Wars character.
  5. Clawdius– Cat names are great opportunities for puns.
  6. Darth Vader– You could name your dark cat after this evil Star Wars character.
  7. Fidel Catstro– You might want to go with a Cuban dictator for a namesake.
  8. Garfield– Like the classic cartoon fat cat.
  9. Hairy Potter– The boy wizard makes for a good name pun.
  10. Heathcliff– This comic strip cat is good for any orange cats.
  11. Leonardo DiCatrio– The famous actor might not appreciate his name used as a cat name.
  12. Lucifurr– Your cat could be naughty and named after the prince of darkness.
  13. Luke Skywhisker– Good for any Star Wars fan with a cat who fancies he is a hero.
  14. Meowhammad Ali– Named after the great boxer.
  15. Biggles– A silly, distinguished name gives your cat an air of sophistication.
  16. Napawleon– Is your short cat a little bossy? Try this leader’s name.
  17. Nick Furry– This Marvel commander could be a good choice.
  18. Pawsanova– For a cat who is a lover not a fighter.
  19. Sir Fuzziwig– Silly but distinguished at the same time.
  20. Spike– You could give your cat a dangerous name.
  21. Warlock– Try this for an edgy name for your mysterious cat.
  22. Wolverine– Perfect for a cat that likes to scratch.

Female Names

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You could find a great name for your silly girl cat with one of these names:

  1. Abby Tabby– Taking a normal name and making it cat-like is always a fun time.
  2. Allie Cat– For a tough street cat.
  3. Buttercup– For a gentle, demure cat.
  4. Cameow– A pun on the word “cameo”.
  5. Catniss– Like the Hunger Games
  6. Catwoman– For a cat who is a superhero (or villain).
  7. Clawdia– A punny version of Claudia.
  8. Cupcake– A delicious, delightful name for your cat.
  9. Cutie Pie– Try this one if your cat is simply adorable.
  10. Dot– A short, cute name for a short, cute cat.
  11. Empurress– If your cat is a total diva, then this name might fit.
  12. KattyPurry– Named after the pop star.
  13. Lady Fluffers– You could try giving your cat a distinguished, but funny name.
  14. Miss Meow– This one is so much fun you will just love saying it because it is alliterative.
  15. Mocha– Try this for a coffee-colored cat.
  16. Mother Furreesa– For a cat who gives her all for others.
  17. Sillibumpkins– For the silliest cat you know.
  18. Muffin– You could name your cat after your favorite dessert.
  19. Sprinkles– This is a good name for any colorful cat.
  20. Tabbytha– Another normal name turned punny.
  21. Veronicat– Try this punny name for your pet.
  22. Xena– Like the warrior princess.

Unisex Names

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One of these names will be ideal for a boy or a girl cat:

  1. Americat– For a patriotic cat.
  2. Avalanche– Good name for any white cats.
  3. Bacon– Now you’re just being silly.
  4. Biscuit– Food names always get a good laugh.
  5. Blimpey– If your cat is a bit overweight, this might be appropriate.
  6. Bubbles– If your cat is very happy and positive, then consider this name.
  7. Catabunga– For a radical, awesome cat.
  8. Catacomb– For a dark and somber cat.
  9. Catapult– You could pick this for your cat if it likes to jump around a lot.
  10. Catastrophe– Perfect for a cat who always makes a mess.
  11. Caterpillar– Is your cat unbearably slow? This might be the perfect name.
  12. Catillac– For a fast and sporty cat.
  13. Catserole– Food names make for great puns.
  14. Catsup– Classic name for a red cat.
  15. Cattitude– For a cat who just does its own thing.
  16. Catzilla– You could use this for a big cat or as an ironic name for a small cat.
  17. Cinnamon– Good for any red, orange or brown cats.
  18. Clawsome– If your cat is awesome but likes to scratch.
  19. Cool Whip– A good choice for white cats.
  20. Doggie– You can’t get any sillier than this name!
  21. Ewok– These Star Wars aliens make for good names for fuzzy pets.
  22. Expresso– Coffee names work well for dark-colored cats.
  23. Flame– Try this for a red or orange cat.
  24. Fluffybottom– This affectionate name could be a winner.
  25. Furball– A true classic for any fuzzy friend.
  26. Furrari– Does your cat like to go, go go? Then this name could be perfect.
  27. Fuzzinator– For a serious cat with a not so serious name.
  28. Fuzzywuzzy– Any fuzzy name will do for your silly feline.
  29. Gigabite– This computer pun name is perfect for the digital age.
  30. Hairball– Does your cat cough up the occasional hairball? You might want to try this name.
  31. Hairbrain– For a cat that never quite get things right.
  32. Inky– A good name for dark cats.
  33. Itchy– If your cat itches a lot, why not use this name?
  34. Jellybean– A good choice for a colorful cat.
  35. Kitty Kitty Bang Bang– Like the classic film and book, Chitty Chitty, Bang Bang.
  36. Lemon Drop– A perfect name for a yellow cat.
  37. Lickers– Good for a cat that likes to be affectionate.
  38. Marshmallow– For cuddly cats or any white feline.
  39. Mexicat– A pun on the word Mexican.
  40. Octopuss– For a cat that seems have its paws all over things.
  41. Oreo– Good for a black and white cat.
  42. Pacatso– A cat with some painterly patterns could benefit from this name.
  43. Phantom– Ideal for dark grey or black cats.
  44. Pico de Gato– This fun Spanish name is a pun on some classic Mexican food.
  45. Purrito– Another punny Mexican food name.
  46. Puss in Boots– Like the classic character.
  47. Skittles– Candy names can be good for colorful cats.
  48. Snickers- A sweet name for your sweet cat.
  49. Snowball– Snow names are great for white cats.
  50. Snowflake– Good for any white cat.
  51. Splotchy– For cats with patches of color.
  52. Thundercat– You might choose this for a loud cat.
  53. Whispurr– And this could work for a quiet cat.
  54. Will Feral– Like the actor Will Farrell.
  55. Wookie– Named after the alien race from Star Wars that is fuzzy like your cat.
  56. Yeti– Speaking of fuzzy, try this name that comes from a mythical snow creature.

We hope you found a hilarious name for your cat from this list. If not, at least you might have had a few chuckles.

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